Drink your Smoke-a-Cola (or other beverage of your choice) out of your very own Smoke-a-Cola branded mug! It's definitely not a bootleg product and we definitely have not been told by another cola company to stop. This is a Totally Legit Product!

• Ceramic 
• Dishwasher and microwave safe 
• White and glossy

(Price does include the cost of extra handling for the fragile item)

This t-shirt is the same shirt that everyone in the studio was given instead of a holiday bonus in 2012, 2013, 2015, and 2018! Hooray for budget cuts! There was also way too many leftover, so we're passing them on to you! But, you know... for a price. Maybe we'll have enough for a holiday bonus this year! 
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• 100% cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) 
• Fabric weight: 6 oz (203 g/m2) 
• Pre-shrunk 
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping 

Your favorite Cola brand is now wearable! This is a Totally Legit Product and is in no way against the law for us to post. We cannot stress this enough: no Cola company is coming after us with legal proceedings, as we definitely are not infringing on any IP, so there's really no reason you should tweet to them about this product. 
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• 100% ringspun cotton 
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) 
• Pre-shrunk 
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping 
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

A Totally Accurate History of Milk, as dictated by Lulu. Lulu has a degree* in this field! This poster is completely educational, best placed in an easy to read spot in classrooms. Kids will love it*! Trust us*

*legally we must inform you that kids may or may not love it. We must also inform you that we cannot legally prove the validity of Lulu's Associates Degree in Dairy Sciences and History Studies. We understand if this does not allow for you to trust us or not. Please understand that this is comedy and we're just trying to have fun here.

Dad hats aren't just for dads. And neither is Smoke-a-Cola! From a legal standpoint, Smoke-a-cola shouldn't actually be for anyone. It is EXTREMELY not healthy. But this hat is*!

*as healthy as a hat can be. We guess it can protect you from the sun, so this is actually somewhat accurate for once? 
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• 100% chino cotton twill 
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile 
• 3 ⅛” crown 
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle 
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝